Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

Soft quit

Easing out of a position, by announcing your intentions to your employer without having a timeline.

I just soft quit my position, so the pressure is off and I need to find a new job , eventually.

by FaceLisaFace June 13, 2024

soft cock

mason tull

mason has a soft cock

by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

Softs

Pictures that don't quite qualify as nudes.

Pictures in underwear, or with the intimate areas covered up in some way.

-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!

-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!

by The Essentialist June 29, 2021

soft delete

To mark a record in a database for deletion or to temporarily prevent it from being selected. In order to actually delete the record, a "hard" delete or "permanent" delete function must be performed.

soft delete: Removing less important players in a team before a match..to utilize them at a later point.
EX: He has been soft deleted from the team

by Deep Sehgal October 21, 2013

soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015