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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
mugGet the Tool Shedmug.

Tool

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
mugGet the Toolmug.

Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn
"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."
by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021
mugGet the Galactic Toolsmug.

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!
by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010
mugGet the Douche Toolsmug.

Tool

by imabsyou July 16, 2008
mugGet the Toolmug.

Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
mugGet the Clueless Toolmug.

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