When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.
by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023

The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
by Davo Koala Pants August 5, 2019

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".
Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

The pussy you never had...
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
by Francekissing44 September 15, 2017

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.
It will look like an old stove pipe.
This is very unattractive and wierd looking.
It will look like an old stove pipe.
This is very unattractive and wierd looking.
What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??
Your ankles are the same size as your calves.
Ha Ha
You have stove pipe ankles..!!..
I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.
Your ankles are the same size as your calves.
Ha Ha
You have stove pipe ankles..!!..
I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.
by dwarren December 21, 2005

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.
by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009
