joe has the cheese touch
by Bts7 best November 20, 2022
Get the cheese touchmug. 
Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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Get the Touch Tunedmug. Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
Get the smooth touchmug.