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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Beaver Boy

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.
Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.
She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.
by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011
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Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods
I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them
by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024
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Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.
Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.
by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010
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Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.
by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018
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