November 20

November 20 national ask your crush out day!

Person: it's November 20th
Crush: and?
Person: it's national ask your crush out day
Crush: okkk?
Person: wanna go out?

by Weebu November 18, 2020

April 20

National Fish Day

On April 20 you go out and have fun catch some floppers or even slurp fish but make sure you go fishing

by FreddyGobbs April 19, 2023

April 20

April 20 is national sleep at school day.

Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!!
Student: It's April 20, so we get to sleep at school.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

February 20

Kick your shortest friend day. ~_~

Shortie: Hey (person)
Person: its February 20
Shortie: cool you can read
person: OH YEAH? WELL CAN YOU FLY?

by uhmMONKE November 21, 2021

COVID-20

(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.

“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Wet $20

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.

Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.

by Koho23 August 28, 2018

December 20

A girl who’s name begins with P has to suck your balls day

Hey Porscha it’s December 20th, suck me please!

by AmiriBK- September 27, 2021