Dirty Duck

A tramp that sleeps around with her husband's best friend.

The Dirty Duck slept with the redneck.

by Not So Super 1700 July 28, 2010

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 March 28, 2007

a duck bitch

1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.

2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!

Girl: "youre an idiot".

Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
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Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??

Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.

by zarreff May 12, 2011

Uggy Duck

Someone who does something to upset you or is just plain ugly but you say it in a kind and funny way.

Man Jasmine is a uggy duck!
Why you say that?... She Lies alot

by VictoriaS February 01, 2008

Funny Duck

A generally lovely girl with the quirky mannerisms of a duck

Yeh but she sure is sweet, what a Funny Duck

by jsandy8 August 12, 2011

stud duck

A sexy male that happens to be a quack.

He is one stud duck.

by Studduck December 25, 2015

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 25, 2010