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Textbook

Someone who is textbook is predictable, boring, never breaks any rules , needs to be told stuff specifically and spoonfed information and cannot think outside the box.
Omg she is so textbook, I could never go out with her, I would just fall asleep!
by starchild12 November 24, 2011
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group text

a clever and coy way to start a party or see what's going on by texting a large number of people the same message at once; can result in interesting responses if two or more of the recipients are together and the originator is not aware
Matt: What are Tom, Dick and Harry doing tonight?
Bob: Dunno. Let's group text them.
by A Ann December 15, 2007
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Textbook Pimp

a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.
guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..
by kx186 December 30, 2008
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textascape

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.
katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.
by k2pilot January 28, 2009
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Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.
I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.
by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009
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Textacking

a vigorous attack of text messages by crazy people
"Sally is such a mean person, she kept textacking me yesterday."
by PanthersGirl January 20, 2010
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textalk

When an individual proceeds to speak in a manner typically reserved for internet chat use
Blunsoo: Hygoja, what the fuck, why are you always textalking

Hygoja: LoLzZ, wtf that's not tro0, like omgz
by blunsoo December 21, 2009
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