This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.
by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022
Get the Touch Grassmug. Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
by LawnMaster January 18, 2021
Get the Green Touch Landscapingmug. -General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
Get the touch the mustardmug. by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025
Get the Low Taper Touchmug. by Girl worlds June 2, 2020
Get the Touch touch attentionmug. I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the I'm NoT tOuChInG yOumug. To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.
by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025
Get the Touchmug.