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Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
by David K David June 1, 2016
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tossin bods

Getting into a fight with someone, usually as a joke. Any more serious fighting is known as throwing down.
John: Dude me and Jack were tossin bods yesterday.
Steve: Sweet.
John: I know, it was downright hardcore.
by wincharoni and cheese April 29, 2010
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tosswallow

Noun.
Pertaining to one who continues to talk shit when it is plainly obvious to all who are listening that what they are listening to is complete shit. The speaker obviously thinks that the listener is going to swallow that which they are freely tossing.
Do you know such-and-such? What a tosswallow!
by Knokker February 9, 2012
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tossoisseur

a person who is extremely competent in being a complete ( a connoisseur) tosser,, an artist if you like,,, in bullshit! An expert in their field.
that guy is such a tosser (wanker),, he's a real tossoisseur
by rabbi July 31, 2012
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tossing sevens

When you're in colorguard (or anything) and you're SEVERELY KILLING IT. Even if your tosses technically aren't sevens. (Sevens stay in the air for seven seconds)
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME OUT THERE VRO I WAS TOSSING SEVENS
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Cat Tosser

Cat Tosser -
1: The act of freely tossing your "Cat" at everybody. 2: Engaging in sexual experimentation with random people 3: A person who throws cats (not recommended)

Also See: Cat Tossing - Engaging in the sport of throwing Cats

See: Slut, Hoe, Easy Girl, Cheating Girlfriend
Just because you have sex once doesnt mean that you can throw your cat at everyone!

You Cat Tosser!
by Pureinsanity99 January 10, 2012
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Crypto-tosser

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.
A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"
by TomOscarSiSedrickEliRabinski February 15, 2012
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