Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
by David K David June 1, 2016
Get the Salad Tossing mug.Getting into a fight with someone, usually as a joke. Any more serious fighting is known as throwing down.
John: Dude me and Jack were tossin bods yesterday.
Steve: Sweet.
John: I know, it was downright hardcore.
Steve: Sweet.
John: I know, it was downright hardcore.
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Noun.
Pertaining to one who continues to talk shit when it is plainly obvious to all who are listening that what they are listening to is complete shit. The speaker obviously thinks that the listener is going to swallow that which they are freely tossing.
Pertaining to one who continues to talk shit when it is plainly obvious to all who are listening that what they are listening to is complete shit. The speaker obviously thinks that the listener is going to swallow that which they are freely tossing.
by Knokker February 9, 2012
Get the tosswallow mug.a person who is extremely competent in being a complete ( a connoisseur) tosser,, an artist if you like,,, in bullshit! An expert in their field.
by rabbi July 31, 2012
Get the tossoisseur mug.When you're in colorguard (or anything) and you're SEVERELY KILLING IT. Even if your tosses technically aren't sevens. (Sevens stay in the air for seven seconds)
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1: The act of freely tossing your "Cat" at everybody. 2: Engaging in sexual experimentation with random people 3: A person who throws cats (not recommended)
Also See: Cat Tossing - Engaging in the sport of throwing Cats
See: Slut, Hoe, Easy Girl, Cheating Girlfriend
1: The act of freely tossing your "Cat" at everybody. 2: Engaging in sexual experimentation with random people 3: A person who throws cats (not recommended)
Also See: Cat Tossing - Engaging in the sport of throwing Cats
See: Slut, Hoe, Easy Girl, Cheating Girlfriend
by Pureinsanity99 January 10, 2012
Get the Cat Tosser mug.1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.
2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.
2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.
A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"
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