by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man
Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
by TheGermanSaxophone November 21, 2017

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?
Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!
Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?
Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!
Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

A theory about a conspiracy.
by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021

kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup
by caroline March 30, 2004

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.
It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
