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Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.
Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit
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A- Abuse
T- to
H- human
Eg- i hate math you hate math we all hate math.
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I just had math today and it was the worse
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U + I = 69
Math = 69
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if this teacher says your her favorite she is lieing for making you do this
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Math is a blessing. Never exclude mathematics from a curricular lesson.
Without "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" Fundamental science would seize to exist and the universe would spontaneously collapse. Always start your children counting with change, NOT dollars. That's why we have A. Lincoln on A CENT, Never toss change!! ROLL IT." LINCOLN, NEBRASKA TREASURE.
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