Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail

Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.

by Plasma Sonico Boom May 17, 2020

Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

shaggy tagged

getting beat up w a butter sock while wearing shaggys clothes

hey sp you’re gonna get shaggy tagged if you tell me what to do .

by Sexi Lexi August 9, 2020

Cool tag

Marking something someone is doing, plans to do, or has done as excellent, neat, impressive, or exciting. Can be applied to people, events, fortune, and inanimate objects.

David: “I’ve been practicing and have come a long way! I’m not great yet, but I’m working really hard.”

Rory: “Good for you, man! Cool tag!”

AND

David: “Look, fucker. The donuts are on sale.”
Rory: “Cool tag. Let’s buy three dozen.”

by updice September 9, 2020

Cool tag

Marking something someone is doing, plans to do, or has done as excellent, neat, impressive, or exciting. Can be applied to people, events, fortune, and inanimate objects.

David: “I’ve been practicing and have come a long way! I’m not great yet, but I’m working really hard.”

Rory: “Good for you, man! Cool tag!”

AND

David: “Look, homie. The donuts are on sale.”
Rory: “Cool tag. Let’s buy three dozen.”

by updice September 9, 2020

Cool tag

Marking something someone is doing, plans to do, or has done as excellent, neat, impressive, or exciting. Can be applied to people, events, fortune, and inanimate objects.

David: “I’ve been practicing and have come a long way! I’m not great yet, but I’m working really hard.”

Rory: “Good for you, man! Cool tag!”

AND

David: “Look, homie. The donuts are on sale.”
Rory: “Cool tag. Let’s buy three dozen.”

by updice September 9, 2020