A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.
by Murphythelaw August 01, 2018
A person that doesn't feel sexual attraction (asexual or ace) but romantic attraction towards the opposite gender (heteroromantic).
A: "Have you seen Sara and her boyfriend?"
B: "I thought she was asexual"
A: "Yes she is but she is straight ace"
*PLEASE ONLY USE THIS WORD IF THE PERSON IS OK WITH IT!!
MANY HETEROROMANTIC ASEXUALS FEEL INVALID WHEN THAY ARE CALLED "STRAIGHT" ACE.*
B: "I thought she was asexual"
A: "Yes she is but she is straight ace"
*PLEASE ONLY USE THIS WORD IF THE PERSON IS OK WITH IT!!
MANY HETEROROMANTIC ASEXUALS FEEL INVALID WHEN THAY ARE CALLED "STRAIGHT" ACE.*
by asobiko-chan December 17, 2016
Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"
by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021
Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."
by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019
by ShonnGreen March 14, 2016
An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.
Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
by Mtothew March 12, 2010
A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.
by BandMan February 08, 2014