waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023

Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 25, 2021

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

Spider

A special type of liberal who will sue you for rape if you do anything to piss them off

She sued me for rape just because I didn't agree with her politically. God, I hate that dumb spider.

by Mason Skyler November 12, 2020