social networthing

A conversational style designed to let everyone in the conversation establish his or her net worth by the end, which is usually pretty close to the beginning, of the conversation.

Marlene was so adept at social networthing that by the end of her third remark even her wealthier friends began to feel a little disadvantaged.

by Rex Ruthier August 7, 2009

Social Headassery

When a person supports a cause but not the intersectionality of it.

Black person: *is pro black*

Also black person: *is homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and racist against other races*

Woman: *Is a feminist*

Also woman: *Is transphobic, ignorant towards other races, ect.*

This, ladies and gentlemen, is social headassery.

by MarcelSDS January 20, 2018

social bum

Boy or Girl in school that is weird but cool at the same time. Really smart but very creepy. Has tops three friends but hangs out with all kinds of people. It can have a positive and negative connotation

Yo that Ray kid, hes a fuckin social bum- positive
What a social bum!

by ray jrg z December 9, 2008

Social Hangover

When you wake up clear in the head and feeling great otherwise, this is the sick feeling you get in the morning that you may have made a complete ass of yourself at the party the night before or offended several people you had never met before.

Guest: "Hey man, did I make a complete ass out of myself around your friends last night? I was pretty trashed."

Host: "No bud, you were actually pretty mellow. You just have a social hangover."

by BusyHunter October 18, 2008

social predator

A person, who sets it upon themselves to merge into a friendship group who do not want them and exclude some members and try to replace friends within the group. They usually lack sicial skills, an understanding of personal space and are extremely nosy.

Oh, look. She's such a social predator. She keeps trying to but in and kick people out.

by Blaaarrrgghh March 13, 2014

Democratic Socialism

A "Big Tent" definition of Democratic Socialism, that includes Bernie Sanders, AOC, me, and maybe you:

A democratic process of defining, shaping, and implementing shared agreements to ensure that (A) The essential needs of every individual and community are met*, (B) Every individual/organization does and gives their fair share in support of healthy, safe, and functioning communities, and (C) Every individual/organization/community/nation considers their impact on their neighbors, resources, and planet.

A participatory, non-exploitative, and regenerative system of economics that supports individual, community, and planetary well-being.

*Essential Needs: Housing, water, food, safety, health care (including physical, mental, and dental health), education/childcare, transportation, communications, banking, and retirement/disability income.

Democratic Socialism empowers the democratic majority to end the exploitative, unsustainable, and non-regenerative behaviors of individuals, organizations, and governments in support of individual, community, and planetary well-being.

by Bay Area Person February 18, 2019

text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

Look at those losers over there with the spastic thumbs; must be have a text social with their other loser friends.

by Marty Green December 29, 2007