Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

aldi sexual

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021

NOAH sexual

This is when you like people thats is named Noah and Noah only
LIke omg his so sexy when his name is Noah like omg fuck me

I love people that is Noah sexual

by alallalallalalal December 1, 2021

sexual failure

You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking

Nice job honey you missed you are a sexual failure

by I love wasting time December 1, 2021

Liverpool Sexual

Liverpool sexual used in a way of telling that you are in love with the football club.

Boy#1: Look , a Liverpool sexual!
Boy#2:How do you know he is a Liverpool sexual?
Boy#1:He is wearing a Liverpool Fc shirt with Mo Salah (The goat) and he is crying over the UCL Final in 2022 against Real Madrid

by AlexOberWinch October 25, 2022

Natalie-Sexual

Someone who is very sexually attracted and very into a person named Natalie

i am Natalie-Sexual I’m very attracted to natalie

by Cpttrolz January 2, 2022

soma sexual

Only being attracted to intake.soma on tik tok or intake_soma on Instagram.

P1: "hey have you ever seen Soma?!"
P2: " the muscle relaxer?"
P1: " no the cosplayer... @intake.soma ??"
P2: " oh, nope, I've never heard of him..."

P1: " HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT!!"
P2: " cool..."
P1: " yeah, I'm a Soma Sexual🛐🛐"
P2: " ... Ok then..."

by SOMAS #1 FAN 🥵🥵🥵 January 11, 2022