Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020

Smidgen of sadness

When you haven't nutted all november, and the huge nut of december 1 turns out to be nothing but a small drop of cum

Bro 1: "Hey bro, I heard you won No Nut November, what was December 1 like?"
Bro 2: *sighs* "It was..." *starts crying* "... just a smidgen of sadness"

by dababy69leessssgoooooooo April 4, 2021

Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021