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St. Lawrence University 

An institution of higher learning in Canton, New York that questionably offers "learning."

The school is full of loose women and students who pay too much to be near them. Attendees are often described as "Sluzers," or "Sluts." St. Lawrence also offers up a mediocre-at-best hockey team, that is never considered all that threatening.

St. Lawrence is also the vastly inferior option to Clarkson University, a school that offers actual degrees and a chance at a real job.
Lacy went to St. Lawrence University. She is a promiscuous woman, sells her body, and works at McDonald's because her degree doesn't let her into a real job!
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St. Petersburg 

A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida. Not to be mistaken with St. Petersburg, Russia or some holy religious gas bag named Saint Petersburg that the two citys are respectively named after.

St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.

Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.

Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"

'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'

Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
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St. Paddy's Day Poser 

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

st. anselm's 

The gayest school that D.C. has to offer. The "guys" who attend the flaming school have never had girlfriends and have to pay girls to go out with them. Because they always get turned down by girls they've turned homo on each other and fuck each other. These dickless wonders that we refer to as "Gay Mother-fuckers" a.k.a St. Anselms Fags all give each other head. They are all ugly.. so motherfucking ugly. I feel bad for the girls who have been in contact with these flamers because. Funny thing is.. I am an Anselm Guy! Fuck Me fellow classmates of '05!!
" Look! A St. Anselm Guy is fucking his mom because that is the only woman that will give him the time of day!"
st. anselm's by Ben M. July 28, 2004

St. Ignatius College Prep 

A school in the heart of Chicago that prides itself on it's high standards when it comes to acceptance. Disregard that most of the families of the kids that go there are huge donors to the school and have a ton of legacy there, so that even if they get a fifty on the entrance exam there's no way they can't be accepted. Often regarded a "party school" it's wonderful if you're interested solely on doing copius amounts of pot and heroine and having sex with strangers at rich suburbenite kid's parties. Not so great if you're interested in surrounding yourself with people interested in learning and their futures. There are about 10 kids in each class that are, and they're not too popular. Just your run of the mill ridiculous catholic high school bullshit.
Cathy: St. Ignatius College Prep! you must be pretty smart to be going there!
Kevin: Haha yeah, it's pretty chill, I got herpes there though from this one chick.

st. kitts & nevis 

An island in the Caribbean. Known as a popular resort destination and for the Medical University of the Americas campus located there. Crawling with sleazy desis from the unsavory third of the tri-state area.
Girl: Hey I'm headed to St. Kitts & Nevis!
Guy: For vacation or school?
Girl: For school!
Guy: I am so sorry
st. kitts & nevis by Nader4Prez February 25, 2008

St. Pius X 

A Private Catholic School where the smartest boys go, Males only! Many war heroes have gone to this school. I am talking about the one in the heart of sydney.
St. Pius X is the best school in the world, Yay Go St. Pius X