micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

soft top

A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).

Rick's not a total top, you have it wrong. He's a soft top. He bottoms every third week.

by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025

soft

Kim Junmyeon. Kim Junmyeon is the definition of soft. Ask God and she will say the same!

"Hey I forgot what this word is called ... you know the opposite of 'hard' .." "Junmyeon?" "Ah yes, soft."

by tender yoonmin December 9, 2017

Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.

Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"

by Danes November 28, 2023

Soft

A slang term for cocaine. Coke is soft, crack is it's opposite: hard.

"Hey Tony, you got any soft? I'm looking to get twisted tonight "

by Ealsa345 July 2, 2023