snail snott

When the girls lady parts leave a semen trail.

Her 🐱left a snail snott trail on my bed

by Apg112 October 12, 2023

It'sNotGayToOilUpYourHomiesWithAFatAss

It's not gay to up your homies with a fat ass.

Bro I understand but you have to know It'sNotGayToOilUpYourHomiesWithAFatAss I promise you.

by OILINGUPYOURFRIENDSISJUSTIFIED January 24, 2024

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.

"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."

by BoogerEnthusiast January 20, 2026

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

it's not yellow it's yellow

When youre dad tries to make youre family stop arguing then he says something stupid

"You're bouth wrong,it's not yellow it's yellow"

by It's not yellow it's yellow January 29, 2018