sloppy seconds

1972 album performed by classic rockers Dr. Hook (no longer "and the Medicine Show") and with songs written by Shel Silverstein. Contains such memorable tunes as "Carry Me, Carrie," "Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball," and "Cover of the Rolling Stone."

Kid 1: "Yo put on something chill to listen to, I'm really stoned."
Kid 2: "Alright, I'll grab 'Sloppy Seconds' by Dr. Hook and put it on my dad's record player."

by Sexy Eyes May 13, 2010

Sloppy Top On the Rocks

Getting your dick sucked and/or Licked with your balls included.

I offered this guy at the club last night a Sloppy Top On the Rocks.

by I_enV_no1 November 28, 2009

sideways sloppy joe

a name for a girls vagina

last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever

by j7j February 27, 2010

sloppy sausage dog

When a woman is giving 2 guys a blow job at the same time and their peckers overlapped one another in her mouth

Did you here about. Guber and Gobbler they got Sloppy Sausage Dogged by Gertrude at the party last night.

by Rebel200x January 27, 2017

New York Sloppy

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

by LordFlacid July 11, 2020

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

sloppy party bottom

A gay man that maintains a diet, so that his anus and bowels will stay clean, so at a gay party he is passed around to numerous men and buttfucked until he has a sloppy fanny.

Those six fairies are rock hard waiting for their sloppy party bottom to arrive.

by tequiller January 24, 2007