River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021
Get the RIVERmug. A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.
1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
by anonymous September 20, 2022
Get the The River Schoolmug. A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
Get the Jordan river floatmug. friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.
friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
you:cry me a river.
friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
by meowtteo October 26, 2025
Get the cry me a rivermug. Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life
Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend
Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!
Me: oh that's river my best friend
Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!
by Howshushing_face December 23, 2021
Get the Rivermug. A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.
by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024
Get the Thames River Monstermug. A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
Get the african river batmug.