river jet

A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.

Look at that man, he’s such a river jet

by hashtagretweet October 20, 2017

Giver on the river

When you’re fuckin giviner

“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer

Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

River Rat

People from California and Arizona who spend their days off at the Colorado River.

The Parker Strip is flooded with River Rats during the summer.

by Lucy Pher December 30, 2022

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

River

can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH

FUCK RIVER! HE'S A BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM! AARRRGFHHHHHHHHHHH

by tru meaning of RIVER xd February 19, 2021

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023