A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
by Lanky-Slav April 1, 2022
Get the Robertsmug. Peter Robert's a kid at NewTrier Highschool, Sophmore class of 2020 shall "shoosh" up in any given state of him being defiant or a total cucklord
shoosh - meaning shut up cunt
shoosh - meaning shut up cunt
by PENISMAN2020 April 18, 2018
Get the Peter Robertsmug. Robert is passionate friend who can help you in your hard time, but he wi be the friend who makes fun of you when you are heart broken.
Me: Hey Robert my boyfriend just broke up with me
Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
by BTSnumberonefanandnobodychange May 6, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Massive Legend what a guy. Such a g gets bare birds drowns in legendsy and also is of the scale of legendocity
by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020
Get the Robertmug. He is the best guy you will ever meet and he is a one of a kind guy he is great at football and is the best on his team he will care for u and get u any thing u want if your dating him he is simply the best guy
by mrstillyourgirl October 8, 2019
Get the Robert Crenshawmug. Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021
Get the Robertmug.