rivers cuomo

fucking loser

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”

by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.

Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’

by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.

“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

River Rat

A person from Fall River, Mass. Often described as a low-life, piece of trash who makes one's life a living hell to be around.

Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."

by XxBenny22 March 27, 2023