by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024
Get the tattoo poacher mug.The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
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The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
Get the Michigan Parchment Paper mug.South-west Mancunian slang for (commonly male) someone who loves food.
C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee
C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee
by keioploads October 26, 2025
Get the A Pochard mug.To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb
Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!
by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025
Get the Nigerian perch mug.Urban Poaching: A modern trend where visitors to the UK illegally hunt protected wildlife in urban areas—like swans, seagulls, ducks, and fish such as carp and koi carp. While it’s more common in urban areas, it can also occur in the countryside. It’s highly illegal because most of these animals are protected by law, and koi carp are meant for ornamental purposes, not for eating. Often, these visitors may or may not be aware of the laws. It’s also highly frowned upon by the UK population.
Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all over YouTube and the news about people coming to the UK and hunting swans seagulls and nicking koi carp out of ponds to eat LOL.
Frank: Yeah, I see that too they call it urban Poaching bruv.
Lee: I wonder what they taste like bruv LOL
Frank: Don’t be sick mate LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, I see that too they call it urban Poaching bruv.
Lee: I wonder what they taste like bruv LOL
Frank: Don’t be sick mate LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026
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do a pocho is like
- andres: hey guys take me there, so we can get in the helicopter
- andres: thanks for bringing me... is too late for you guys, im getting in the helipter leaving you all behind, (gets in chopper)
- all of us: -.-
- andres: hey guys take me there, so we can get in the helicopter
- andres: thanks for bringing me... is too late for you guys, im getting in the helipter leaving you all behind, (gets in chopper)
- all of us: -.-
by josejaram March 10, 2018
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