A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
by Paxiflication March 11, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman
by Touchmeup February 24, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. by pattydaddy178 November 5, 2020
Get the Patrick Connellymug. A.woman from.texas who has played with mens hearts and emotions to get what she needs and wants through love bombing and Trina bonds. She is beautifully tragic and Magic in her own ability to draw you in. And make you believe she has genuine feelings for you but really she hates you for loving her.. she is a constant flirt and lives to talk about herself non stop. Her eyes tell you everything you need to know about her. Cold and spiteful heart . She has had tragidies in her life..and thinks that's an excuse to treat everyone like shit . The kind of person to relish in men's heart ache and pain. Over her . The type to make your feelings and emotions over her an utter joke. Her smile is powerful and her game is on point. . And yes pun included on that last one.. she is the type to leave her kids with the nanny and dissapear on them leaving them without a mother for years so she can party and have sex with cute guys with nice cocks. But she says she will still come home to you . A real bonified narcasitic bitch with no empathy sympathy or untoxic love. In her . She is also the kind of bitch. To lie on you and steal your tools. And leave you broke. An run off with an old baby daddy. The best and worst thing to happen to you . A confussing mess of fishy stories and. The ability to play the victim in every situation ... One of the most selfish immature know it all players in the game a real stubborn spoiled bitch who hates to hear the word. No. SHe will destroy you
by Imalovinglife June 15, 2022
Get the Diana patrickmug. kind of an ass, not very respectful and only cares about his own purposes
*please note that not all patricks are like this, but from my experience, patrick is not a name given to good people
*please note that not all patricks are like this, but from my experience, patrick is not a name given to good people
“Gosh, did you hear about what patrick said about susie? he said that since she didn’t like him she was unlovable! I hate him!”
by gardengnome103 June 10, 2019
Get the patrickmug. 
by pickleuniversity December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.