tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Patrick

Someone who claims to be a certain person, but is great at wearing a mask. Will morph into whatever you would like him to be, only to turn into who he really is 3-4 months into the relationship. You will have relationship PTSD. Someone who loves to gaslight. Good luck.

I wonder which personality Patrick is wearing today.

by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021

Patrick Costelloe

Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.

Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10

by BladeAttack December 7, 2022

Patrick

Short and ugly despicable sociopathic narcissist with a personality disorder. Usually addicted to drugs among other things. He is a sexual deviant also. He can’t fight so he uses black magic to attack people.

I wouldn’t leave my dog or children around Patrick he might rape them.

by Cr8zyl8dy November 21, 2021

Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)

The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.

by big_hungoids January 25, 2022

Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches

All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)

by Jake wilford November 11, 2019

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023