Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

(Thank You, Noel)

Yooo let's get patrick shwavyd lol that's lit

by leprincejoshua December 16, 2019

Patrick Star

When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.

Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants

Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star

OR

Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment

by Hugecock69420 October 23, 2023

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

patrick her

Is the most gayest guy i ever known Patrick her He looks bald and like kalia yang no lie he try to lie i know he like her But not kara or whatever, I know he likes to rape dogs and cats and eat them after He goes to Tk then reyburn. Hope u read this

There an example
Patrick her" Patrick her said that he likes kara but he likes kaila."

by Someone u probably know October 25, 2018

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches

All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)

by Jake wilford November 11, 2019

Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 15, 2020