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Patrick

I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
by Bae____ September 30, 2023
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Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes
OMG Is that Patrick
Yeah
by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022
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Patrick

A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it
Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more
by He who shall be named November 22, 2021
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Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD
Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today
by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020
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Patrick

Patrick is a really cool awesome guy!
Wow Patrick’s great!!
by Uhhhnotpatrick September 18, 2023
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Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
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patrick swaze

while haveing sex with you girlfiend u fantisize about fucking her sister or her mother
dude wen i fuck my girl i soooooo patrick swaze about her mom
by sucky123 March 8, 2009
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