the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Purple potato

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

by Purple potato May 20, 2016

spiky potato

its a potato that is spiky

dude thats one spiky potato

by Definatlynotjames April 19, 2018

Rotten Potatoes

1.) Plural of Rotten Potato

2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar

"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."

by Dazz Doesn't Care January 19, 2019

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019