Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 9, 2019

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

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by quandale dingle daddy101 June 21, 2022

pee bubble bomb

One of the funniest way to pee ever invented. It's the act of holding your prepuce together over your penis while peeing so that no liquiq comes out. The accumulation then forms a kind of bubble of pee that you can release like a bomb.

Jimi - Carl can hold his pee bubble bomb up to ten seconds!!!
Jamal - Whoo! He's a real trooper! How big does it get ?
Jimi - Almost as big as a tennis ball. He has years of training.

by Jimi Stevens March 2, 2008

pee jerk reaction

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up

i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up

by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010

Unicorn Pee

a slang word for alcohol, mostly used by teens and young adaults.

yoooo where is that unicorn pee?

by anthony castigs August 17, 2011

Pee Teeth Dots

That small half circle of dots ur teeth make that ends up scratching ur cel phone display when u clench ur phone in ur mouth so u can use both hands to hold ur car door to pop a squat and pee in the parking lot outside da club.

Shit I got pee teeth dots all over my new Sidekick". "Damn girl u shudda let me hold it for u". "Yeah right so u can take a pix of me peeing !!!

by tmdoom June 14, 2010