Noah

A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.

"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."

by oogyiggy January 17, 2019

Noah

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.

"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "

by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020

Noah

He’s the guy who fucks every girl in sight. He’s the guy you want to keep away from your sister because he might fuck her. He has a fetish for sisters especially if hes your neighbor

I had a neighbor named Noah last year and one night I caught him fucking my sister. Don’t ever stay with a Noah again

by bigD789 December 27, 2021

Noah

Dam All the noahs are the hottest thing on the planet. If their names starts with a a at the end even hotter. They're good at sports and specifics are boxing and soccer. They're so happy but sad on the inside. They're always there for u.

Dam Noahs hot as hell

by jackymc February 2, 2021

Noah

Gay

Fat noah

by Noahthdeppressedbitch June 11, 2019

Noah

Noah a sexy beast and has girls all over he's massive cock, his mates get jealous of his huge cock sticking out his trousers. He's a pro at humping in bed and loves it when girls twerk. He will talk to you at school, just get his attention.

Noah is a sexy guy.

Hi noah you sexy beast.

by Godsjjs November 23, 2021

Noah

Noah is really funny in a unique type of way. He is someone that is always thinking ahead and being prepared for anything that would come his way. As well as being really cute and innocent. He is someone that is super nerdy and spends a lot of time researching for things he likes and things that he knows he won’t even get. He is really caring and has an AMAZING WORK ETHIC. He is motivated by things that a lot of people aren’t that motivated by. He has a small group of friends and he likes it that way

Isabel: Man that Noah kid is super cute

Janet: Tell me about it. His friends are too

by YaYeetGimmeSomeTreat November 1, 2018