jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

buck nasty

1. Mad ugly or disgusting chick

All them bitches in the club were buck nasty, bitches need to bathe

by ABJ March 21, 2005

Nastygram

When someone leaves you a nasty text, email, voicemail, etc..

Angel was mad I missed her birthday party, so she left me a nastygram in my voicemail box.

by labellawear March 15, 2009

you big nasty

Phrase commonly used by pre-pubescent or pubescent boys directed to girls of the same age or older, usually in the Oak Cliff area. It fulfills the boy's need to communicate with a girl, without them actually having to hold a conversation. Said in the proper accent, the phrase is quite amusing. It was first used by Austin Russel, but spread like wildfire when the 8th grade girls began chasing him after saying these three simple words. One does not have to say or do anything "nasty" to be called "a big nasty."

Jackie: Austin you have a squirrel on your leg.

Austin: You big nasty!

by Diana Stephens May 22, 2005

Nasty Camel

Simaler to the Cleveland Steamer, the Nasty Camel involves defacating on a womans back and then proceeding to have doggy style sex with her. Meanwhile she turns around and the man transfers shit from the hump to her mouth and then spit it back into the mans face. This is known as the Nasty Camel.

Garret: Man I had this really kinky girl last night, she gave me a Nasty Camel.

by Taintsucka July 1, 2009

NASTY SHASTRI

THE "NASTY SHASTRI" COMMONLY OCCURS WHEN TWO FAGS (I.E. HOMOSEXICALS) ENGAGE IN MOUTHAL SEX WITH THEIR COCKS. ONE HOMO WILL BUST HIS DICK CREAM IN THE OTHER HOMO'S MOUTH. AT THIS POINT THEY WILL COMMENCE SPITTING THE JIZZ BACK AND FORTH INTO EACH OTHER MOUTH CREATING A SNOWBALL. THE FRESHLY MADE SNOWBALL IS THEN SPAT ON THE COCK TAKERS' ASSHOLE AND IT IS THEN USED AS LUBE.

1. DAMN! I JUST GOT A NASTY SHASTRI!

2. SO I WAS SITTING THERE ONE DAY WITH SOME JIZZ IN MY MOUTH. NEXT THING I KNOW MY MAN PULLED A NASTY SHASTRI ON ME.

3. NO BODY DOES IT NASTY...LIKE SHASTRI.

by SATILICIOUS January 9, 2011

Nastard

A person who is so ignorant about Nascar but like to talk shit on some thing they know nothing about

If you think Nascar driver only turn left you are a NASTARD....

by nascarbuddy January 21, 2011