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morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school
That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.
by Mia.villeee January 17, 2017
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morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017
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morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
by Cubbykins April 5, 2017
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Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
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Morning Pebble

The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.
I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night
by Pans23q May 20, 2017
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Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.
I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today
by Buckaroo00 June 22, 2017
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Morning-scroll

That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
by Dundur July 21, 2017
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