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Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.
Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!
by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012
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Miller Moment

A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.
As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.

Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!

dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag
by MmAmOnKeY February 11, 2012
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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
by Chumley667 January 7, 2012
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wikiduh moment

the moment you realize that the article you are reading is from wikipedia simple instead of wikipedia normal, and feel like a complete moron.
I had a real wikiduh moment when I was reading that article on santa clause and wondered why it was only 2 paragraphs long and was written by an 8 year old.
by tyler treat March 27, 2011
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Kishimoto Moment

When a series, either video, comic, or game related goes down a path of story, plot, world mechanics or any supposed fact of the series that has been assumed. Only for the creator to go the complete opposite assumption as the supposed fact.
A Kishimoto moment example: Altair and Ezio are ancestors of Desmond from Assassin's Creed 1, 2, Brotherhood and many other games. It is assumed that they all share one genetic line, however in a recent Q&A the writer for Assassin's Creed says that although Altair and Ezio are indeed Desmond's ancestor, they themselves do not share any blood between them.
by Soren & Akane July 22, 2011
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Claymore Moment

the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment

a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.

b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011
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