MINECRAFT

a game that people in my school wont SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT

chad: YO WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT

timmy: HELL YEA

by BISEXUALGURL .COM May 25, 2021

minecraft

the best game in the world

"oh damn, they look better than Minecraft"
"impossible"

by rain21873 June 1, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you build anything and explore everywhere.
It is THE BEST GAME and it's much better than Fortnite(a game for gay kids).
Everybody has it because it is so cheap for such a great game.

Fortnite sucks Minecraft's dick.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 8, 2021

Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024

Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.

Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.

by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024