micah

micah is a nice,sweet,charming and a gentleman to every girl in the worl so if you date a micah keep your micah.

omg is that a hot micah over there.

by keykeydevoll April 20, 2018

Michaele

The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.

I've never met someone so sweet and honest, she must be a Michaele.

by B.L.Thompson December 12, 2013

Microsoft

A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.

Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?"
Josh: "No."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"
Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"
*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*

... 2 minutes pass ...

Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

by RICCARD October 9, 2005

Michalaable

Someone with astonishing confidence coming from a very knowledgeable background.

This world would really be such a better place if everyone was a little more Michalaable

by TeamBrownSugar January 11, 2013

mick jenkins

Modern era rapper with a neo New York style from South Side Chicago. He will blow up to a near mainstream level on 4/17/2016.

Yo bro you hear 'The Waters' mixtape from Mick Jenkins? Hottest mixtape of 2014-2015.

by _Buddha September 24, 2015

Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.

I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.

by Bancheis January 25, 2017

Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017