max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick
by 4YOURinfo April 02, 2005
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emo max

A little boy who constantly claims to be Eddy the Bull and continues to accuse others of being emo, despite obviously being emo himself. Is level 1 in Overwatch and will never lose his virginity, aka Fortnite.
Person A: Look at that emo max over there.
Person B: Yeah, I know. He’s trash at Overwatch, too.
by Scaboodloog June 05, 2018
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Max Feinstein

A constant; a forever. Neverending friendship, love, and musicality.
Somehow, he will find a way to live on forever.
by GreatestFan April 02, 2005
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Pepsi max

European version of diet Pepsi.
except that it contains twice the amount of caffeine, and a substance named aspartame.
You shouldn't drink pepsi max while pregnant
by Scandinavia July 29, 2010
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Mad max

Madmax (maxine "max" Mayfield) played by sadie sink is a fictional character from a popular Netflix show named stranger things. She first appeared in season 2 but is a very necessary character. She also has a step brother and is dating lucas sinclair! <3
- diana wrote this btw.
Person A : who's mad max?
Person B : better than you.
by Diana. <3 July 08, 2021
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Max Paulus

A petefile looking to suck for a buck.
by Jilligan Pene May 01, 2005
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Tucker Max

The ideal example of "the Man." The role model of every guy on earth.
Tucker Max fucked my girl friend, but i dont care he's Tucker Max.
by travlax April 22, 2009
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