voice machine

A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.

Does it work if I say Christmas, in the Voice Machine?

by Speech December 19, 2018

Chong machine

Chong machine is a word for a vape more specifically a juul from which you chuong most commonly in history toilets due to the ventilation it can also be referred to as a Noel or tool depending on who is speaking

He come with me to the toilets I’ve got a chong machine

Ye trust Ethan me too

by Memelad March 13, 2019

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019

Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye

Girl: That guy is a total puss machine

by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019

Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

aghi maghi

he's handsome cute and loved. all girls are trying to get his number because he's hot. he doesn't like to work,what he like is chilling with food alone. he likes action movies and shows. he loves zayn malik and many people think that he look like zayn. he can be so annoying sometimes. if you get an aghi maghi keep him and never hurt him because he's an emotional aghi maghi

"my name is aghi maghi and i like zayn malik"

by aghi maghi, this is for you April 14, 2020