Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

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A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.

Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.

by AHULL October 16, 2022

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Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

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chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.

user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.

by itzaboii October 21, 2010

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Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

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