massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

Linner

When you don't have lunch, but eat a big Dinner instaed.(Lunch + Dinner)

I took my Wife out to Linner.

by Wade May 23, 2003

carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007

linner

A biased judge. Often selecting people based on flirtation and previous ... arangements.

Named after the great chorus teacher himself.

Man, Bill should've gotten the role, but the judge was a real linner and it went to the guy that biffed his audition.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

lickerotion

When you lick a womans fanny
so much that it becomes sore and erodes

'Hey Mandy can I give you some oral licking pleasure' Mandy replies 'I'm sorry you can't do it today as I have Lickerotion from yesterdays session'

by beemabird March 23, 2008