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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.
What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.
by Toadloaf November 9, 2025
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Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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Lauren brown

A wonderful and charming beauty. A women of excellence and the princess of peace. Lauren is loved by all of her employees. Drain plug loves her the most though….
“Wow! You almost look as good as Lauren brown!”
by Mahdi company June 5, 2022
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lauren

most beautiful girl ever and pulls everyone she slays the house down
person 1: who is that omg
person 2: she must be a lauren
by lorangesm780 June 14, 2022
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lauren jauregui

singer who has beautiful emerald green eyes and a raspy husky voice. she was part of the Fifth Harmony group, and has one multiple awards. half of camren, also hates camren. she will murder you if you talk about camren. lauren is obsessed with poetry and music & art. she has an intelligent mind and a way with words. wonderful intentions, and her beauty goes beyond the surface.
rando: Who is that girl with the gorgeous green eyes?

me: lauren jauregui!
by paulfaerl023 June 25, 2022
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Lauren Perez

The best cuz ever! Except her parents wont let us meet up :(!! She is extremely sarcastic but also really annoying and calls at the worst times!!
by ilovemakingcakes February 22, 2022
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