Hello Kitty 

Hello Kitty a cute fun character, also known by her real name Kitty White, is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio. Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as an anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth.

Boy: I heard you like Hello Kitty.
Girl: I do!

Hello Kitty by jadefade03 July 19, 2023

hello kitty fallacy 

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

hello kitty fallacy by crustier August 4, 2023

sewer kitty cat 

Type of stray cat that resides in a sewer, relatively uncommon but does have sightings.

Sewer kitty cats are called that usually when seen entering or exiting a sewer and are very skiddish.

Aww, that’s a cute sewer kitty cat!

sewer kitty cat by concretelicker202 October 10, 2023

hello kitty boy 

a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.

you’re dating a hello kitty boy? you better run away as fast as you can.

hello kitty boy by roseerxv January 13, 2024

hey kitty pspspsps 

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

hey kitty pspspsps by that straight man January 15, 2024

Hello kitty 

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

Hello kitty by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

Shitty Kitty 

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

Shitty Kitty by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024