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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
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Kitti

Someone Who Is Life Is shit and is a little shit
Wow are you a kitti
by Imcooldamit March 21, 2019
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Kitty kat

ykw you sexual sally ugh😩
Let me play with that kitty kat mommy😩
by toesvcker69 January 14, 2022
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Fluffy kitty

1. An unshaved vagina.
Yo, she legit had a 1970's fluffy kitty.
by PG-87 June 24, 2016
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Chasing Kitty

A term that represents a males pursuit of casual sex. "Kitty" is used as a milder term for "pussy" when used in this context.
My life mainly consists of two things : drinking beer, and chasing kitty.
by MyNamesGeoff September 6, 2016
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Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.
"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."
by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024
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Kitty cuddle

Is when you lay on your back and your partner lays on top of you so you can pet her/him like a kitty.
"hey baby, let's kitty cuddle"
by Drawerbat January 1, 2021
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