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WILD JOE

The action when a man is pulling his penis in and out of a womans vagina during intercourse and accidentally thrusts it into her anus.
I was having sex with my girlfiend the other day and doing my in and out long stroke. I got too excited, missed her vagina and gave her a wild joe. She didnt talk to me for a whole day and she is still walking funny.
by Hilmar Sigurdsson December 5, 2007
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Joe momma

This is a new british joke especially used by year 9 . You approach the victim usually mentioning Joe in some sort and asking them if they know who hoe is. they wait for a response of “who is joe” when they can laugh hysterically and shout JOE MOMMA
Year 9: You know that joe from primary school he’s a cunt now

Victim: No who is joe

Year 9: JOE MOMMA
by Tom the fat rat October 9, 2019
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Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
by Makeouthill April 20, 2017
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Joe Holt

verb: To Joe Holt. To exchange homosexual anal sex for a payment in alcohol to the sum of two bottles of wine (quality of wine not specific)
"OMG Did you hear about that guy? He totally Joe Holted last night"
by JH's secret lover February 21, 2012
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Joe Schofield

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious. The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
LOOK THERES JOE SCHOFIELD! LEts go and ask him out, hes so good!!!
by madfrankie12345 August 17, 2011
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Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
by Mcs918 September 26, 2021
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The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.
"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"
by hairypuma March 7, 2019
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