Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.
Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?
by Matt the stinkstar May 19, 2018
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Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas
Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt
by Thomassruth0825 February 17, 2018
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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"
by Pikapika200 December 03, 2021
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mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.
the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.
by jherfmj January 14, 2022
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Rok The Jew

A Jew that doesnt want to give any money
"Can i borrow some money?"
"No, because im Rok The Jew
by Autisem March 20, 2019
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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020
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