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by Jag74Man July 11, 2017
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Jason

Jason is the goat,Jason is the most sexiest person you will ever meet,Jason has the most caring heart and he will make you laugh a whole bunch,Jason is a ladies man,Jason is a very brave person
Person 1:Hey it’s Jason so great?
by Tommy1852 March 20, 2025
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Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.
Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.
by DefPoetic May 21, 2022
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JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.
Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!
by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018
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A spicy Jason

Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.

E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.
She was given a spicy Jason.
by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021
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