jason

fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.

-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.

by yup,itsme May 17, 2021

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason

Jason is a leetle child who likes to flip people off. He extremely enjoys playing Fortnite and has a problem with falling out of chairs. He has a floofly doggo and he has an artificial Fortnite six-pack and shellfish hands. Flip Flop

Jason is a Jason. YESH HUEHUEHUE.

by PARKCHIMCHIM June 5, 2018

Jason

JAAAAASOOOOON

'X' to scream Jason

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023