fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

Italian

Any one who has played at least 3 Mario games.

"Which Nintendo games have you played?"
'Oh, I'm Italian. I've played Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario Bros Wii, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party..'

by MrBadBan January 22, 2022

Italian Hot Pot

When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it

Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021